You all, everybody…!
Uhhhhh…Hey, there. Um, so it’s been a while. Sorry about that. We had Boozerooms and stuff to do. So get off our case.
In any event, SAUCT is back from its half-year hiatus to bring you more navel-gazing about ABC’s 2004 serial-genre-ensemble-seminal-what-the-fuckery that was LOST. Dubs and Kevin jump back in where they left off with the Moth, Season 1’s seventh episode [no, you’re not crazy; the last episode of SAUCT was Episode 5. I’ve just corrected the numbering…so, no Episode 6. Everyone got it? Good… -ed].
This Charlie-centric episode guides Dubs and Kevin through a journey of hamfisted metaphors, cheesy fake songs, the Trials of Hercules and the consequences of ignorance about racist TV tropes and techniques.
Also, we get super in-depth about the significance and properties of triangles. Like, way too in-depth. Seriously, it’s just a polygon.
Bring SAUCT back into your earholes and become bloody rock gods.
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Oh, Bugs Bunny, that’s NOT okay… (fast forward to 6:45 to be offended)
BANJO! (okay, you get it…Blackface is bad, mm’kay?) [Incidentally, this whole scene is great but I couldn’t find the entirety of it on the internet. It’s from the 30 Rock Season 6 Live Show, if you’re interested.-ed]